Winnie - “I have Oats”

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More about Winnie H.: Winnie’s upbringing is murky to say the least. Many have only vague memories of her, other than seeing Winnie reach into their pockets at some point. Born on the islands of Turks and Caicos, Winnie began her first business as a little girl selling sea shells by the shore to tourists then later forming her own reggae band; Winnie and the Whiners. For years she had fooled tourists into believing she was the president of Turks and Caicos and that they had to pay her a tourist tax. After that Winnie worked rather unsuccessfully as a phone psychic.

Winnie, if given your vote, promises not to steal any money or blow anything away. She claims to be in tight with many of the stars from the mid to late 80’s and promises to resurrect a few careers.

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Brent said,

July 14, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

I really like Winnie H.!

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